User:BCEngine

Heyo everybody! I'm BCEngine, but you can call me BC. I like eating, sleeping, and I'm crazy for animals. Here are some of the most wildest animal adventures I've had so far.
A random dog was in our backyard, and my dad said he was gonna call the shelter (Or most likeley the pound, and pounds are terrible.) So before he can do anything, I run outside where the labrador retreiver is just standing there, looking at me. I get down on all fours, and I take a few steps foward. The dog growls, I keeps moving, the dog growls, and bares his teeth. I growl, bare my teeth, (Which are messed up hevan knows how much,) And the dog lowers his ears and starts whimpering. So I'm feeling really bad now, so I stand up, walk to the dog, my dad runs outside, (He's a good beater upper,) but he can't do anything now. I started to pet the dog, who was now on his back, begging me to rub his tummy. We found out it was a guy's dog from the '''next county! '''We drive over to the owner's house (Took about an hour and fourty five minutes, UGH.) And gave him his dog back. (Dog's name was Jet.) The owner gave me CASH MONEYS!!! For returning his dog. Yay me!

A group of girls at my school were going EEEEWWWWWWWWW GRRRRROOOOOOOOSSSSSSS at the sight of worms on the sidewalk. The biggest one was in front of them, and they eeked at that. So I walk up there and I'm like, "What? It's a worm. A WORM, people! See?" I pick up the worm in my hands and hold it out to them. So they EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW at me and run away, and a boy comes up and says, "Why'd you pick that up?" I say, "Cuz it's a worm, and I'm just that awesome."

A few weeks later after worm week (It rained ALL WEEK :/ ) A daddy long legs was in our math classroom, and so it was the perfect thing to cut a few minutes of boring time. The boys were going, "AHHH A SPIDER!" And were about to smush it, when I storm over there and yell, "You smush it and I'll smush your head!" So I pick the spider up in my hands, I take it over to the open window, and I put the spider outside, much to the class's amazement. My math teacher gave the boy's detentions, but she thanked me for getting the spider out. (She's not a fan of crawly things.)

Also, helping a goat give birth, and gettinig a baby goat's head out of a fence (The spaces, the lil' guys head got stuck.)

And thats pretty much it! I shall finish off with this and my siggie: I am BC. The one, the only, and the awesomely.
With eyes of fire, I melt the frozen soul (talk) 22:29, June 2, 2013 (UTC)